i was recently hired as "wrinkle manager" for a local business that makes the prettiest aprons and towels and hairclips and paintings. it really is an amazing place to work! the other employees are simply darling, pouring so much time and love into me! i think they consider me their pet, pampering me with the sweetest compliments and privileges anyone could ever receive! all i have to do is oversee the ironers at work to make sure they are pressing every corner and crease.
sometimes i get so worn out and sleep on the job. they tell me resting is ok, but that if i stay up and do my job efficiently, i'll get paid 18 kisses an hour!
